also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Randomize
