1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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