I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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