He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I just had sex on a roof
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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