He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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