Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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