It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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