You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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