Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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