Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I think I am morally bankrupt
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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