yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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