You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
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