"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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