I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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