I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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