why didn't you poke me back
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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