i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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