no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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