Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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