Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
