and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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