I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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