Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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