Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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