i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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