You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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