don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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