Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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