I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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