He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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