Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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