Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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