..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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