"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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