No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I wish i was in the wii world.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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