He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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