Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
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