Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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