her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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