Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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