So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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