Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I need moral support for this bender
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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