Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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