I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
