best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Randomize