Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Randomize
