I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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