I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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