why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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