they need to just BURY HIM!
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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