thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
why do cheetos always look like penises
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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