Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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