Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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