Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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