Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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