Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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