Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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