Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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